Orlando Shooting is Queer

Too soon for play on words?

First off, let’s get the following clear straight off the bat: 49 individuals were murdered. 53 more were injured and their lives irreparably changed. A Muslim American born citizen committed these acts in the name of Allah. He was connected with ISIS and Terrorism.

Stories are now circulating that the gay nightclub this individual attacked, he had been a patron of for months before. Supposedly he complained of his family life. He was a drinker. Was he closet-homo and committed this act out of self loathing? Was he just creating an excuse to be there to scout the place and plan his move? Regardless, two things are also clear;

  1. the oh-so-holy (or not) Quran bans drinking as does sharia law. So the uber extreme fundamentalist asshole was not as devout orthodox in his beliefs as he would like his scumbag brethren to believe.
  2. In giving credit to the oh-so-great terrorist group of his buddies, ISIS, this fucktard manages to even fuck that up by mentioning Al-Nusra, a sworn enemy of ISIS. So even in death, this guy fucks up at sucking at life. Great job buddy!

And so, for the 14th time under his watch Obama has come out and made a speech. A hashtag line has been created, false concern has accompanied a true tragedy, and the facts, as always in these cases, simply don’t matter.

The bodies weren’t even cold yet, stiff with rigor mortis, before numerous people came out in favor of an assault weapons ban. We’ll get to that one in a little bit. Suffice it to say that these tragic shootings have one thing in common, all of them. None, not fucking one, of the victims carried concealed.

Explain that. Instead of instantly going to erase the second amendment, why don’t you embrace it? As that is all the difference needed.


I will now at this time put a break in the page to allow you to avert your eyes. This is your trigger warning of micro and hopefully macroagressions.

If you don’t value your own life enough to protect it, have the balls enough to stand up for you and your loved ones, and have the responsibility enough to handle a weapon responsibly, (Yes you the “i know me, id shoot someone crowd) then FUCK YOU. You deserve what’s coming to you.

It is no one else’s job to protect you. It is your job to protect you. Granted, a firearm doesn’t guarantee success, but it damn sure increases your odds. As you’ll see below, there is one common thread.


Ft Hood (part 1) – No Weapons allowed (more on that in next post) Not even sure if this counts…Obama called it “workplace violence” remember?

Hiya Handsome! So you CAN shave after all?!
Hiya Handsome! So you CAN shave after all?!
We let him grow his beard so we didn't hurt his feelings. I'd have layered that shit off and castrated him.
We let him grow his beard so we didn’t hurt his feelings (religious reasons, you know, the same reason hit shot those people.) I’d have lasered that shit off and castrated him.



Tuscon Congressional event – (High Security event with no weapons allowed) Also terrible security from a tactical standpoint.

Aurora– Not one victim in a crowded movie theater carried concealed. Most likely because even if they did, many cinemas ban weapons. It wasn’t like they wouldn’t have had a chance to fire back. Holmes supposedly fired 76 shots and only killed 12 people. That means his hit rate was only 15% and he had the element of surprise. Combine that with effective area-fire weapon (shotgun) and obscuration and disruptive device (tear gas canisters); this guy was either a govt plant to begin the conversation about gun control to push the agenda or one of the worst fucking assassins in history. By contrast, Whacko-in-chief Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people in a span of 2 hours while running around the Virginia Tech campus with a backpack, 2 handguns, and a shitload of magazines. Lee Harvey Oswald fired an old Italian Mauser bolt action rifle and got off 3 rounds with 2 hits including a head shot on the most high value target in the world while his target was moving and 250 feet away. So if Holmes is our modern day assassin to threaten us all, forgive me for placing betting odds on tactical awareness and good shot placement….but wait, that’s right. Only if you conceal.

Too soon? BTW, where in the hell did he get that hair coloring? Getting awful risky in prison aint they?

holmes 2



By the way, the first link above was USATODAY’s list of these “mass shootings.” They seem to have somehow skipped right over Virginia Tech and not even mention it, even though IT was the most deadly mass shooting before Orlando. Guess it doesn’t fit the narrative.

Wisconsin Sikh Temple – No concealed carriers. Bad Guy was stopped by a cop. Cop didn’t use a fucking mag lite to the head, he shot him.

Sandy Hook a.k.a. Newtown – Never mind the very real possibility this was a scam. Never mind the fact that news coverage of this was scant and only in regards to the weapons push. Never mind that in “real” shootings of this magnitude, the media are all over it, but no cameras or helicopter coverage was allowed. Think Columbine and the endless coverage and video, versus relatively nothing and only like 3 pictures of Sandy Hook. Never mind that FEMA was in the same damn town conducting an active shooter drill. Let’s take it on face value that 26 kids “died” at the hands of Adam Lanza. Police reports say the AR-15 found at the scene was in the trunk, not on the killer’s person. His assault was 100% committed with handguns, but when the media and the govt tell you it was a AR-15, by God you have to believe them. Read the police reports. Also, No Concealed carriers allowed on school property, no teacher or security personnel were armed.

Navy Yard Shooting – I’ll let Barry’s own words tell the tale, “So we are confronting yet another mass shooting, and today it happened on a military installation in our nation’s capital. It’s a shooting that targeted our military and civilian personnel.” In my next post I will go into this in more detail, but suffice it to say, no concealed carry weapons are allowed on federal military installations by military or civilians. And our Nation’s capital isn’t a budding gun-friendly zone either.

Fort Hood (part 2) – If you liked the tragedy so much in part one, you’ll love the sequel

Kansas Jewish Community Center- I don’t even remember this one popping up on radar. But 1) congrats to USA Today for finally giving Jews some air time and broaching the subject of anti-semitism, wish you did that more often with….gee, idk,….Palestine? 2) Again, in Barry’s words, he doesn’t get it. “Nobody should have to worry about their security when gathering with their fellow believers. No one should ever have to fear for their safety when they go to pray.” I don’t worry about my security when I gather with fellow believers. I do not fear for my safety when I go to pray. I carry concealed. Many of my fellow believers carry concealed. God Bless the South. Make fun of us and call us hicks all you want, but that shit doesn’t happen around here. We don’t have “mass shootings” in my area. They are simply murders. Why? Its not that we accredit some mystical power to the gun that it can save us from harm, its called fucking risk mitigation. Some asshole like that would get about 2 rounds off before a lawful licensed gun-toting patriot would help him get to the front of the line on Judgement Day. And by the FBI’s own definition, when less than 4-5 people are killed, it doesn’t qualify for prestigious “mass shooting” status, equipped with endless airtime, 14 stories on news apps, and #hashtag-ready slogans.

Charleston Church Shooting – Ah, so this one got a little closer to home. And its victims? Black church parishioners, none carried concealed. This is very unscientific, but most black people I’ve met are supporters of guns. They have them at home, some have them in their vehicles. They believe in their power and support the idea of their own people having them, even at the expense of others not having them. But here’s the rub: Most don’t carry unless their occupation as street pharmacist requires them to. Explain that. Hey black people, you know the emancipation proclamation and 14th amendment and voting rights you guys are so proud of? You know the civil rights act that many in your community have dishonored? That shit also covers the 2nd amendment too. You get all the rights, not just the ones that come on a EBT card on the 1st and 15th of the month.

Slightly racist joke? Maybe. The fact remains that you paid more attention to it as micro aggression or offensive non-PC speech instead of pondering the substance of the point that black people in their community don’t take more responsibility for protecting their own. Part of masking the problem and actually being more racist is by lowering your standards and expectations. (The implication from white educated cuckolded suburbia is “oh, more blacks with guns, we don’t need that.” Fuck that, I want more responsible black men leading their communities and being responsibly armed to defend them. The real tongue-in-cheek punchline is that to do that you have to actually be there, in your communities, and not be a felon, neither of which involve prison)

Chattanooga Recruiting Center – Again, this one involved military personnel. See the next post, but also, this one barely qualified for news. A paltry 4 for body count and involving military personnel? We’re lucky it involved some muslim motherfucker on hadj or it wouldn’t have even made page 4 behind last night’s winning lotto numbers.

Roeburg Community College – The last word of the name indicates gun free zone mandated by Oregon law. No concealed carriers allowed. The irony??? 9 people died in a gun free zone. 3 years earlier a guy walked into a mall in Oregon. Dude was wielding a what?? AR-15. Dude fired rounds attempting to get famous quick like the guys above. Unlucky for him, a lawful concealed carrier pulled his weapon and drew down on him. The Good Guy didn’t even fire a shot for fear of hitting friendlies or bystanders, however the gunman was a true pussy, retreated behind a column and offed himself in good fashion. All of these guys are pussies, and the actions of one man just being armed, let alone not having to use it, was enough to save countless lives. At the community college? Not so much. and now 9 families grieve every year needlessly.

San Bernardino – Nevermind the muslim part of this whole thing, I’m trying to stick strictly with correlating facts. I’m sure the dead are now in their respective resting places and strongly reconsidering their compliance with the office memo policy directive about no weapons allowed, even Judy who was suspended for her pepper spray and George for his penknife. No concealed carriers.

Drive your car & be your own boss. Turn it on when you want to kill people. Turn it off when you don't.
Drive your car & be your own boss. Turn it on when you want to kill people. Turn it off when you don’t.

Kalamazoo Uber driver – Although I love the capitalist spirit of the idea behind this company and the free market it represents, I blame this one on the liberals. Without their war on coal, oil, and anything else they deem not green, gas prices wouldn’t have risen so much in recent years to force people to need to use such ridesharing services. “Oh, but gas prices are down right now.” Key word is right now, and even though the price fluctuates, the govt mandates on fuel MPG do not fluctuate. The technology to do that makes the vehicles more expensive and encourages ridesharing, but I’m joking about that part of it. No, I do not hold liberals responsible for this guy’s actions. Only a liberal can blame a whole group for something they had nothing to do with the actions of someone else by linking it to something absurd that doesn’t relate. No, instead I blame this one on a clerical error of classification by the FBI. Sure, 6 people died so it counts as it met the 4 threshold, but then again Charles Manson was responsible for 7 people’s death. We call him a serial killer, not a mass shooter. This wasn’t 6 people at one time. This was 6 people randomly selected while driving around looking for an uncrowded drive-thru to feed his fat face. It counts more as serial killer than mass shooting. Also, to stay on point, no concealed carriers were present. Could they have killed the guy? Maybe, maybe not. Could they have fired rounds at him or even brandished the firearm scaring him off once the area was put on lockdown? You betcha. Twitter gets out fast folks, and the cops send out tweets too for public safety.

gay flag

Finally, Orlando – As mentioned earlier, this is a tragedy in that people, human beings, regardless of their personas were killed. Their lives taken from them representing a violation of something sacredly held as a natural right by God. But to say this hasn’t been overplayed by a guy who now has 13 times worth of practice in trying to pass gun legislation is little insulting. His statement,

“We are still learning all the facts. This is an open investigation. We’ve reached no definitive judgment on the precise motivations of the killer. The FBI is appropriately investigating this as an act of terrorism. And I’ve directed that we must spare no effort to determine what — if any — inspiration or association this killer may have had with terrorist groups. What is clear is that he was a person filled with hatred. Over the coming days, we’ll uncover why and how this happened, and we will go wherever the facts lead us.…

___So what he’s saying is, we don’t know shit yet, but I’m about to speculate on some stuff. Cool_____

“This is an especially heartbreaking day for all our friends — our fellow Americans — who are lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender.  The shooter targeted a nightclub where people came together to be with friends, to dance and to sing, and to live. The place where they were attacked is more than a nightclub — it is a place of solidarity and empowerment where people have come together to raise awareness, to speak their minds, and to advocate for their civil rights.

“So this is a sobering reminder that attacks on any American — regardless of race, ethnicity, religion or sexual orientation — is an attack on all of us and on the fundamental values of equality and dignity that define us as a country. And no act of hate or terror will ever change who we are or the values that make us Americans.

“Today marks the most deadly shooting in American history. The shooter was apparently armed with a handgun and a powerful assault rifle.

______All right fucking stop the music. This twat obviously has never fired an AR-15. The only powerful thing about it is the magazine spring and the skill of the operator using it. I say the magazine spring because were it not for its ability to feed more than 5 rounds into the weapon, little would separate our WWII ancestors and today’s modern battle rifle, so don’t puke your liberal bullshit on me. Its a 5.56 mm round with about the same ballistics as a .22. STFU ______

“This massacre is therefore a further reminder of how easy it is for someone to get their hands on a weapon that lets them shoot people in a school, or in a house of worship, or a movie theater, or in a nightclub. And we have to decide if that’s the kind of country we want to be. And to actively do nothing is a decision as well.”

He is trying to link all of the mass shootings together, its the guns not the people, not the mental issues, and certainly not a religion that tells them to go out and seek the infidel, people that don’t buy their cockamamie bullshit, and kill them.


First off lets play by play this thing

“We are still learning the facts… open investigation…no definitive judgment on the precise motivations of the killer…

All right, good start, and now’s the time when you should shut the fuck up. Why make a statement? You just admitted its an open investigation, you’re still learning the facts, but you want to steer this a certain way. You contradicted yourself in the first fucking sentence, its like when people say “Needless to say….” Then DONT FUCKING SAY IT! As for the precise motivations of the killer, this guy, Obama, is a riot. He’s the only motherfucker to let someone punch him in the face, tell him they don’t like him, and then shrug it off and say “nah, he didn’t mean it.” You are a cuckold baby back bitch. Stay in DC cause if you went back to Chicago your ass would get mugged. He admitted his motivations with that whole “praise Allah” thing or were you not paying attention to the 911 call?

“This is an especially heartbreaking day for all …our fellow Americans, who are lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender.  The shooter targeted a nightclub where people came together to be with friends, to dance and to sing, and to live. (Sure it was a regular fucking edition of footloose, except with astroglide and pastel colors)

“The place where they were attacked is more than a nightclub — it is a place of solidarity and empowerment where people have come together to raise awareness, to speak their minds, and to advocate for their civil rights.

Lets be very clear here, this was not a civil rights convention or any meeting of people looking to share a cup of coffee to “raise awareness, speak their minds, or unify in solidarity and empowerment. This was a group of strangers coalescing looking to get buttfucked. Period. 

You denigrate the sacrifices of so many in the civil rights movement including Harvey Milk, the gay league extraordinaire who was San Francisco’s first openly homosexual mayor. Now I’m not endorsing this sicko’s actions (sicko being the killer not Milk), as I have already mentioned it sucks, these people had families, but don’t sit there and try to exalt their sexcapades by pretending its anything more than what it is; Multiple Gay Americans, seeking to buttfuck others or receive said buttfucking, which is their right in this free country to assemble for any purpose including buttfucking, were senselessly murdered by an individual who was muslim because despite all the warning against judging the whole religion for the actions of a not-so-few; out of many people in the world who oppose homosexuality; there is only 1 group of people actively seeking to destroy everyone else. There is only 1 religion that condones acts of violence upon those who don’t agree with them. And because this dude belonged to that religion, the same religion Barry’s dad and stepdad did that he can’t bring himself to talk about, that is why killed them. Plain and simple. 

And yet again, not one of those patrons in the gay bar were concealed carrying. Not a one. Now, in my state, it was only recently that you could begin carrying into an establishment that serves alcohol. Maybe Florida is like that. I find it hard to believe that the bouncer, the bartender, a lawbreaking gay guy, SOMEBODY, except the hadji, didn’t have a gun on them. And perhaps 49 people might still today if someone had. 

I have said it for years, that the republican party missed out on a hell of an opportunity for unity. When the whole gay marriage debacle was going on, before the Supreme Court got to make the decision for everybody, I argued that I would want Gay Marriage Licenses honored in all states that my concealed carry permit was honored. We could have called it the “Equality of Documentation Act” where if you want me to honor your homo marriage license in NC from California, then California’s hippy asses would have to honor NC Concealed carriers. But again the RE in republican stands for RE-tarded. Bottom line is in my opinion, gay people need to be some of the biggest proponents of lawful responsible concealed carry as they are consistently one of the most brutally oppressed and persecuted groups assaulted in America. My buddy agreed and had a crude yet poignant slogan for it; “Guns for fags, Fags for Trump.” He wants it on a bumper sticker. I think the shirts may not sell well, but he has a point. Want to end hate crime? Nothing stops someone from “whooping a fag’s ass” more than the so-called fag being armed with a .45 or a 9mm. Who knows? Maybe he would learn some manners too. (And the odd fashion tip here and there). One thing is for certain, 49 people are now dead and 49 groups of friends and families are grieving. I’ll bet any of them wish there was a gun in the crowd that someone could have used and stopped it sooner with slower death count. Is it guaranteed they could have? No, sadly not. But it definitely might have given more options than just taking it up the ass (no pun intended) and being a victim. And yes, just maybe, and most likely probably, could have offered a chance to stop the death toll earlier and save countless lives.

Don’t believe me? When the cops got there, who were hailed as heroes for ending the madness and saving the remaining people, did they use words? Did the use super soakers? Did they grab the nearest dildo off the floor covered in lube and texas pete hot sauce and slap him in the face with it? No, dumbass, they used guns.

More about the second thing these terrible ordeals including the Orlando murders have in common in the next post.




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